FRICK YOU "ZEKE"

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liverquiver:

So I’m at in-n-out and this tough looking biker guy in front of us in line turned to me and was like “cool tat” and gave me the empty soft drink cup he’d just gotten and he turned to my dad and said “only hardcore people get free drinks” and he fist-bumped me and took his burger and left

And that was how I earned a biker’s respect with my Yoshi tattoo and got a free dr pepper

(Source: liverquiver-moved)

i sprayed ant killer and now it stinks and my nose hurts help

i hit post limit and i want to go to bed but its almost 3pm and if i went to bed now my parents would get mad

eridangarang:

awesomedoogie:

eridangarang:

awesomedoogie:

eridangarang:

things eridan has said in canon:

• jacked tight the fuck into things
• ill step off
• assblood
• dirtscraping landhag
• bee essin me
• kickass royal blood
• collapsin and expandin bladder based aquatic vascular system

things eridan has not said in canon:

• nyeh
• wweh

I swear to all Homestuckers.  When I cosplay Eridan…I SHALL NOT BE A FANDOM “NYEH”-ING ERIDAN! >8D

Beck? XD I’m so confused!

kanjichan:

I HAVE TO POOP REAL BAD I HATE ELIZABETH